Eating a burrito bowl w/ queso sauce is about as cool as the first time you have sex w/ out a condom
Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
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She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
We stayed in and smoked weed and watched Dreamgirls. We made each other's vaginal lips sing the songs. Mine was Beyonce, hers was Jamie Foxx. I think this is one of those times you're jealous you're not an awesome lesbian.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
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