i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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