CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
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all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
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Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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