D3 body, D1 cock
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
I just found out that there's a bar that has happy hour at 12 pm. It's like the universe doesn't want me to be sober
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
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