i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
My housemates are judging me because I'm high at 8am and making Spongebob shaped Mac and Cheese
They know nothing, John Stoned.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
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