I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
Dude. He only had one testicle. It was like his whole package was a Muppet Show character coming at me.
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
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he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
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Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
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