That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
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Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
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He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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