You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
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