ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
i really wish my pants would only unzip when im sober
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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