Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
It looks like a tornado ripped through our living room and scattered clothes everywhere.
Count the bras. It was a category 3 whorenado ... I convinced the lesbians to come back to the apartment for a bottle of wine.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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