how can u be prego again
I'm at a work party and I don't know how to drink socially. You know, like slow?
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
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