Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
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Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
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My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
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