so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
Dude, they're still mid-coitus. Pretty sure running in to high five my roommate mid-thrust is a mood-breaker.
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
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