actually, I'm a sock model
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
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your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
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You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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