Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
There was jim beam in your oven. I just preheated it.
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
This baby is an asshole
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
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