Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
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Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
I offered you a bag but you said "I gotta break in the new carpet" and you puked all over the floor
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
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the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
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