Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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