are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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