i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
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Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
My mom called me and we started arguing as usual. I finally screamed at her "I HEAR YOU AND THAT 30 YEAR OLD FUCKING!" and hung up. She hasn't called back yet. I win.
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
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finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
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