Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
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I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
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So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
Afterwards the first thing I said was, "You know, you're probably the first guy who has ever gotten laid wearing Star Wars pajama bottoms."
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
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