btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
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Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
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Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
You tried to lick the lightbulb and fell off of the chair onto my wife and gave her a concussion. Did i mention you were naked?
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