grandma shit on top of the toilet
i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
my dad just told me that a lesbian kissed my mom at a bar last year
If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
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he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
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I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
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