I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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