Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
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