Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
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