there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
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Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
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We almost ended up sober because of u!!
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
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