I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
If I had KNOWN you and mom were coming to visit, I wouldn't have passed out in the frat. This is why I hate surprises.
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
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