What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
I woke up and she had washed, dried, folded my clothes, cooked me breakfast, and had started cleaning my room
haha, you sure you didnt fuck your mom?
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
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I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
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It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
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