Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
I can't. I will literally throw up my liver
Why dont you be an ebola patient for halloween? You can totally throw up and itll be part of your costume.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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