I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
I walked into the bathroom and the toilet was on fire... I stood there for like a minute trying to decide whether I should put it out or get my camera.
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someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
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I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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