Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
I'm at my friends house alone, she's at spin class so I'm wearing her engagement ring and eating buffalo wings. It's 9:30am. Happy Valentine's Day.
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
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