I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
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I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
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If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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