This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
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He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
If you're in the liquor store 5 minutes before close, and you have to ask the cashier for a coin to flip to make a life decision because "vodka takes you to a bad place," you need to reevaluate your life.
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
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Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
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These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
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