that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
Guess who just stumbled into work hungover, wearing yesterday's clothes, covered in hickeys and glitter, and carrying a giant bottle of rum in her purse.
I just took plan B at work.
This is the greatest story of all time.
She complained to dominos last night for hanging up on her, and then she wrote "fuck you dominos" on the receipt when we got our pizza
So we are banned from the campus dominos
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
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