So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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