This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
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I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
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The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina