how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
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I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
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Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
Dude you literally tried to cook your phone in the microwave. You were so wasted you asked your mom to help you turn it on.
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night