If i could tip my vagina, i would.
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
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I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
My thoughts exactly.
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
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This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.