Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(360): View more from Washington

Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.

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(407): View more from Florida

she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store

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(601): View more from Mississippi

I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.

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(405): View more from Oklahoma

Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.

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(703): View more from Virginia

I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.

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(734): View more from Michigan

this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card

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(404): View more from Georgia

my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.

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(775): View more from Nevada

Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.

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(989): View more from Michigan

i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"

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