Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
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We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
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What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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