i'm telling everyone you had sex with a puerto rican drug lord
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
You looked up at me and said "I'm getting a mattress made out of this SHIT. Goodbye certa hellllllllo concrete!" then you started counting sheep
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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