Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
This house was built for laser tag.
Being this Hungover on Easter has brought my closer to Jesus... I swear he had to feel shitty like this after coming back from the dead
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
I bet the guy on the treadmill next to me with the noise-canceling headphones wishes he could trade them for smell-canceling noseplugs. Hard to believe that last one did not involve any pants-shitting on my part.
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
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