I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
you will always have a special place in my vag
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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