some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
why is it that no matter what your novelty license plate says it always screams "im a huge tool"?
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
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