when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
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