i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
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well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
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Driving you two to the party with a keg belted into the back seat has given me a brief glimpse of parenthood. I am now more resolved than ever to never breed, so thanks for that.
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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