But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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