Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
Just saw 4 of my students at Denny's at 4am on a Tuesday. We all pretended not to see each other, as we are all clearly tipsy and/or stoned. Class is in less than 4 hours. Either i'm getting too old for this shit or they're starting on the road to crazy-town much earlier these days.
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