I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
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look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
Standards? I'm sitting on his couch eating microwaved ramen wearing his wife's t-shirt. I don't remember what having standards even feels like.
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The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
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