can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
The one thing I know about living in Vegas is the closest I'll ever come to being a father is singing the theme song from Full House to a garbage can while I eat an entire birthday cake.
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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