is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
I think i just called up my ex and talked to her for 20 minutes about frogs and how happy i am to be wearing shorts
woke up at my desk with a paper in front of me that says "people stranded on islands love having wet dreams" what the fuck happened last night
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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