i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
I showed him my bush... on skype.
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
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