I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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