my brain is sober enough to have a conversation.. but my arms feel nice
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
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Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
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Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
You blew him?!?!
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.