I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
my phone is set on vibrate and its tucked up in my left front pocket. call me back 20 times real quick.
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
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imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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