ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
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Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
Remember that time you bought snap bracelets on Amazon and they sent you 300 pregnancy tests instead? Amazon knows.
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Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.