Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
I have to watch that.
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
This Girl Got Ghosted By Her BF Of 5 Years While On A Trip They Took For Her Birthday
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
People Are Applauding Chrissy Teigen For Getting Candid About Breast-Pumping
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...