Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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