There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
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so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
I think I wrote "thanks for the free alcohol!!!" in their wedding guest book and I'm almost positive I signed my name
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
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The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
Okay, this next statement may sound like a red flag but I'm tellin you, shotgunning those two beers really helped me love my child more effectively. Honest.
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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