just got waxed at a place I havent been to in a while
woman didnt remember me then in the middle of waxing she announced that she just didnt recognize my face
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
Acid is not a monday night drug
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
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